Hello, I'm The Deformed Potato. I'm a sentient potato who learned how to use a computer. I like to draw and I wanna make games but the only coding program I know is Scratch, please send help.

I'll be entirely honest, I didn't even remember having this account. I came here to make an account and it turned out I already had, so now I'll actually use it I guess. Honestly I have no clue what I'm doing, my experience with Newgrounds totals to making an account in 2016, where I found an animated music video about some dude who's like, mother-in-law was a scorpion or something, and then I was like "This site is too fucking weird for me" and deleted my account.

But yeah, so I don't know what I'm doing, but I hope you enjoy the random bullshit I toss up here, if I actually end up using it, but uh, if you find whatever I post here interesting, I've got a youtube channel and twitter account too.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOjUKe9KJxQ99WzofRLEnfg

https://twitter.com/TheDeformedPo8o

So yeah, that's it.